BIG TIME STUFF

Oh man this is so special. The times when you get really big junk and nobody says it was a mistake.

The mistake part is where it sucks. Because it is no fun having big time stuff if you don't get to keep it.

At least that don't seem to work very well from my point of view. I prefer to you know have the kind of big time stuff that you know you can enjoy.

And I can tell you the one thing you don't want to do is ever have somebody like that old rat boy, Junior, do any of this deciding on who gets the real stuff from the crap. No way he is good at that part.

Now you can be sure if Junior does any of the deciding you will be big alright and maybe big time too, but not the stuff part right. That ain't cool.

And you can be sure he doesn't mind. In fact he down right enjoys it when he can make you miserably happy.

That is where he takes something and gives it to you. Then when you are all happy, he changes his mind.

Big time stuff should never be in the hands of big time jerks. Not if you want it to be a smile at the end.

Course Otis always has a way to be sure that Junior's idea of big time stuff gets kind of messed up. He's good at doing that.

And let me tell you I like it when he gets Junior all excited talking about cheese catalogues and watches Junior get all excited. Then later when rat boy is drooling, he just mentions it was a mistake.

You would think after that thing, Junior, would get the idea that this is not cool. I only wish that ended up with getting him to knock it off.

But it never happens. Instead he just keeps set up for the next moment. Then we go through this whole deal again.

Which always sucks, but never ends up being a good thing. Big stuff, but never the kind you want.

As for me, I plan on making sure that I don't get too excited when he brings the big time stuff. Unless in the process, that I see him carrying a cheese catalogue and Otis smiling. Then I know maybe he will be too busy to try and rip us off of our big time in the process.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK: "Cutting Onions makes you cry, but burping them makes the other dude sigh."