GIVE OR TAKE

This sucks to me. All this silliness of give or take when you are talking about how long something should last. The pisser part is because you don't to do the actually giving or taking. It isn't a choice and that sucks.

Which is the part that just ain't fair. I mean you ought to be able to decide if you want to do the giving or the taking. But no, man they never give you that option.

Who is the clown that makes up such rules anyway? You do have to ask. At least I do. I mean come on this is pretty darn silly.

All this giving and taking going on and nobody even asks your opinion. What is the sense of that?

As far as I'm concerned this whole deal is probably another of those old wives tails. Not sure why old wives grow tails, but it sure sounds like one that would fit in there somewhere.

What I do know is this stuff has got to stop. People need to make up their stupid minds for crying out loud.

Either make it give or take please. Enough of this not for sure business. Honestly can't we get over this stupidity?

Now I just hope the rest of you out there manage to have a chance to think this through and see the light too. It is the one that is on the street corner where you go when you are out and in need of seeing light at night time.

I just think it is important that we keep all this straight and wonderful for everyone's sake. After all what else is more important than that?

I imagine you can answer that one without my help. And along the way you can count on me to continue to do my part to help share the joy with each of you.

Got it? You better. Because if there is one thing I can't stand it is having to put up with more of this give or take business when it don't make sense.

Ah, I feel much better for having gotten that all straight and what not. It sure is tough having to cope with being one of the few that gets it.

Which is the problem I don't want to get it. That is why I want to have this give or take thing stopped so I don't have to get it any longer.

Meanwhile, I'm going to get ready just in case I run into too many folks who still have a problem with this. I'm sure they are out there and I just hope I don't see too many of them. Give or take is not cool when you are talking morons.