A BIG WAD OF ...

Now there are times when this is a good thing. A really good thing. Providing you are talking about decent junk and not crap.

For example a big wad of jelly beans is so cool. Actually they need to be in bag naturally, but it can be a real cool wad just the same.

However, if you are talking say a big wad of used toilet paper, forget it! Now that might work for some people. Not sure who, but it doesn't work for me.

They can keep that junk. Course there are other big wads that might be cool. Like sad a big wad of soap slivers. You know where you have all these small pieces you mush together to make one big one. That can be cool.

Or perhaps you could be talking say a big wad of something else that you might look at as fun. Bubble gum makes for a good wad. Providing it is not used. Nobody needs that.

Clay can be fun too. Providing nobody left the big wad out too long where it is all hard and worthless.

And I can hardly forget the other great form of wad. A nice tasty wad of cookie dough. Oh yeah now that is something you can sink your teeth into, literally.

There just isn't anything quite as exciting at times as having some huge wooden spoon with a big gob of cookie dough clinging to it. You just can get so thrilled letting your mouth savor that dream taste.

Oh yeah, just making me hungry thinking about it. In fact I think I'll see if I can talk Otis into whipping up a batch of cookies later.

Perhaps the best part of that whole deal with cookie dough. You get to sit and snack on the spoon while waiting for the cookies to finish baking.

Is there really anymore fabulous feeling than that? Honestly, you can sit there and smell that wonderful aroma coming from the oven while sucking on the dough and not let it totally blow you away?

I tell you there just isn't anything more satisfying than such moments? I mean really can you say it isn't a little hunk of heaven? Well can you?

Which is what is really weird to me. I heard somebody say how they wanted a big wad of greenbacks.

Who wants a bunch of people with their backs all painted green? That sounds disgusting. I mean what the heck do you want some pile of people for in the first place with or without green for backs? Some people have such a weird sense of what is good.