BETTER THAN EVER

Now this is hard to believe. What could be better than always? Ain't that was ever is suppose to mean?

So how can you be better than some time that ain't even happen yet? You got some crystal ball lying around that nobody else knows about?

And you are able to check it so you see in it somewhere that right now you are better than you will ever be. Actually, that sounds kind of depressing I guess. I mean to think right now, you just peachy, but later your life is going to be pure crap.

Now that I think of it maybe that isn't such a cool thing. What if you saw yourself down the road suddenly purple and covered in warts? Yeah, that wouldn't be very cool.

Plus it could even be worse. Like you might see that time when say you cut one in say an elevator and some big dude punched your face in.

About the only good thing is if you could see that stuff so as to avoid it. That would work best.

But then that brings up the complication. If you see it and don't do it how could it still be seen?

Heck, gives me brain drain just to think of. Which is probably best if you just try not to think of those things.

Yeah, that is the best approach I think on this whole better than ever deal. At least from the point of view that better than ever means you are only going to get worse.

Then the good part is knowing for now your better. So if that gets you all jazzed then I reckon that is a good thing.

When you look at it that way, then now could be pretty cool. It could be a time for saying, "Hey, I'm the best I'm going to ever be."

Which is a good thing if you are you know really happy with being you. On the other hand it could suck be time if you didn't like the way your life was.

Which I reckon you could work on changing. But then if you did and it got better wouldn't that screw up the earlier part?

How come the jerks that come up with this stuff don't think it through better? Jeez, is that dumb or what?

What they need to do is come up with say, almost better than practically ever. Yeah, I think that makes sense. Hope they get their act together on that one.