BEARING IT ALL

I guess I'm just going through one of those moments in terms of my posting. This whole bear thing just sort of was dragging through my brain way too much.

Anyway, I think I'm done with it once I finish this posting. With this one I want to get to the worst problem. First was the one you know wheel bearings and people who blame their wheels for getting lost. Then there was the problem of getting your bearings where I tried to help people figure out when they need to ask for directions or figure out how to get somewhere.

Well all of that is nothing compared to bearing it all. Now that is the worst kind of bear. I mean a really big son of gun of a bear that loves to stomp around in your shorts, fart in your face and generally make you miserable.

Okay, I ain't talking about a usual bear. Just another of those imaginary types that you invent like all those other things you imagine when you are board. Or it could be you know when you are stuck with somebody blaming you for doing something wrong that you don't want to admit you did so you invent somebody to blame.

Unless you are my bud Otis. He always seems to figure a way to blame a real person in a way they never even suspect is their fault. Anyway, it is too hard to figure that part out for me so I just prefer to just you know make it look like it was a real person. Hopefully I will never end up inventing a real, real person. Not sure I'm ready to get into that type of trouble.

Now getting back to this whole deal of bearing it all, I figure it sort of falls under the same category as when they say grin and bear. Which is okay I suppose as long as you don't mind grinning an looking some stupid bear.

Personally, I'm not in favor of that option myself. I mean it is such a pain to find a bear mask and sometimes if you accidentally forget and say have something sticky on your face well — I guess I said enough on that part.

In the meantime I think bearing it all is something that takes practice. I mean is sure a whole lot and not just a little so you do got be careful when you are bearing it all.

Plus there is the matter of the it part. About the only thing you can say is that it isn't a person. So if you are bearing it all then you know you aren't like having to make a fool of yourself in front of people. Just an it, whatever that happens to be.

So there you have. Just slap on a bear mask, and call something an it that you don't mind putting up with or long enough so you don't look like an idiot when dealing with others. I think that is a pretty good thing.

You just have to be careful not to forget it whenever you need to remember it, which is up to you I guess.