A TASTEFUL TRIBUTE TO LOVE

It’s passed Valentine’s Day and all, but I just thought this time of year we seem to have extra occasions when people feel mushy. So I thought I would chip in my contribution with my own version of a love poem:

IT AIN’T LOVE IF YOU DON’T VOMIT

Every time I see your face
it makes me spew all over the place.

Cus it’s not lovin
till the chunks start comin.

Oh baby,
gimmie that old time
tummy burnin
passion of slime.