EASY COME, EASY SAY

Man I want to tell you that the one thing, which never seems to work on is when I hear somebody talking about how something is truly easy. They make it sound so simple and easy to accomplish, but then you find out afterwards it is anything, but easy.

Even worse is how they put it in writing, like if it is in print it has to be true. It sounds great, but when you try to follow the information, disaster follows.

So it ends up being easy to say, but not necessarily as easy to come by no matter how much they claim otherwise. And that folks gets really boring when it happens to often.

This happens a lot over at STINK. Mainly when old rat boy, Junior gets to be in charge of something. Junior thinks he is an expert on everything. So he always rambles on about whatever and you can be sure the one thing he won’t do is admit when he doesn’t know something. Or that he was ever wrong either.

Most of us just listen and nod while he’s running off at the mouth about his latest brain storm. Oh it is a storm alright and you can be if we did what he said it would end in an emergency of some kind.

Then after he is done blabbing about how easy something is we normally go out and do what we know needs to be done. If we are lucky then we get to do what we want and he gets so impressed with himself that he doesn’t even ask if we actually did what he said.

We do the best we can to keep this whole silly thing a type of game. There is no point of pretending it is real because you can be reality doesn’t have much to do with the outcome.

Anyway life goes on and on and on whenever Junior is involved. And that’s because when he is talking he goes on and on and on. That’s the easy say part that is way too easy.

I just wish the easy come was as easy as he liked to claim. It would be cool if even once it was that way. But it never seems to work out that way.

Oh well the fun is knowing you can pretty much expect that the easy say part will always be easy to say than do. So at least we know what to look forward to in that regard.

As for myself I’m still trying to figure out a way to slip some idea to Junior where he ends up having to do some of the crap he makes us do. Now that would be really fun to look forward to if and when it happens.

Meanwhile we will just sit back and keep smiling. Not from the idea of Junior knowing what he is talking about, but from the image of him eventually getting stuck doing something dumb and stupid like he wants us to do.