SCUM FOR FUN

Yep, this is not something I normally want to talk about. I mean scum just ain’t usually treated as a good thing.

But in this case it can be. Because this is where we take the time to truly enjoy something we think is bad.

This is where I use my special grimefighter skills to help people feel free to understand the good side of scum. Yep, it is there.

So that is a matter of what Otis calls enlightening people. Yep, that is the one thing, which he claims is a good thing.

Now as far as I can understand it this is where you make people see that scum is bad by making it seem good. Now that’s pretty tricky if you ask me.

Yeah, I can truly love that way of dealing with stuff if in the end they manage to actually get the right idea. That can be tricky.

Next would come the joy of taking time to give them a party. Yep a party. Just then you let it get totally messy.

But keep them so busy they don’t have a chance to clean up. Making sure they stay that way until they really beg to get clean.

Even then you don’t let them clean up. Not till they are totally turned off by that scummy feeling.

Nope that is not a bad sense of accomplishment. Really that is the part that I can’t say ever makes me upset.

Now the fun part is when they finally get cleaned up they really learn to appreciate this lesson. Providing it works out that way.

Sometimes it is the aspect that just has to be appreciated in special ways. I wish it meant thanks from people.

But there are those few who just don’t act that way. They are just not able to appreciate this.

Those are the ones that just have to be looked upon as uncooperative. You just have to be sure you don’t give up.

There ones you get to understand are worth the wait. Those are the part you celebrate and enjoy.

Just wish they didn’t you know not come back to say thanks so often.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK: "How do they grow fruit in cereal boxes and not make it taste like manure?"