OUTINGS

Oh yeah these are cool. If you are going somewhere great. But that doesn’t always work that way.

Now if this is for some lame place man it can be a real pain. Which seems to come up way too often.

Really these happen too often. Mainly with the jerks who think they are experts on good outings.

Now my least favorite person in that regard is old rat boy, Junior. Talk about somebody with no clue as to what is real fun.

And you can forget the idea of him ever improving. So we get stuck so often with him coming up with crappy ideas.

Like the idea of a cheese pic nic is cool. And where you have to bring all the cheese. Then play his game of cheese tax.

Yeah, that is so much fun. Sure not my idea though. But what can I say? Over at STINK they don’t quite give us much choice.

Nope, never works that way. Just ends up being so dang stupid. And then we all just smile in the end.

Because later we have our own outing. One where we have a chance to take time to be sure that Junior gets what he deserves.

Course that comes about in places where he is gone. Yeah, we have our own party. Put up his picture and toss darts at it.

Only important trick is not forgetting to take it down later. Dr. Hemoglobin sort of frowns on that idea.

He kind of gets a weird idea of outings in such situations. We end up with some task to look for trash in the sewer.

Hardly a good time. And one none of us likes at all. Man does that suck. So that is what happens when you forget to take the pictures down.

Thank goodness we finally got smart and took our parties off sight from headquarters. Oh yeah that was a wise idea.

Couple of trips to the sewer did that trick. And all we sure do love when that keeps us from those assignments.

Next time we might even tell the guys we don’t like too.