GUNS AND BUBBLE GUM

Betcha you have a hard time figuring out how these two go together. Yeah, they might not seem to work as one, but then I always get them figure out.

Now what they have in common for me is that you can only do them at certain times. Yep, people get really pissed if you chew gum in some places.

They will not be happy over it no matter what. So you have to appreciate that problem. And I do.

Same for guns. Only more so. I mean you have to be sure you are careful. You can’t show up any old place toting some cannon.

People take that kind of action really serious. Even if you ain’t got any bullets for it. They will get pissed.

Still they don’t make them just to look at. Somebody expects you to use them. And so they do make bullets.

Course bubble gum doesn’t kill people. Actually they say guns don’t either. But for something that is harmless it sure can smart if you get shot.

In any case you know it is still an important thing to not let it get to you. To make sure if you are going to do one of these you don’t upset others.

Now personally, I’m not one who uses either much. Well gum once and a while. Sort of is good for when you don’t have glue.

Just you know make sure you don’t tell others. Like you know if you shoot off a gun and hit something by accident.

Not always easy to explain. So best be sure you do it right. I did think you could make things easier if you made bullets or even guns out of gum.

That way you could like take it easy and have lots of fun because nobody would get hurt. Just maybe annoyed from all the chewing.

I might even suggest that to those folks over at what they call the NRA. I think that means the Not Really Annoying folks.

Yeah, they try to convince you that guns are cool. Not sure it works though. I see lots who complain them.

Even if they have it in the constitution. About the right to bear arms. Didn’t even know that bears made guns.

Guess somebody does though.


Thought for the week: "If you are your brother's keeper, do you have to use a leash?"