NUTS BE ALL

Oh man nothing is cooler that a big can of nuts. A nice mouth full of something crunchy and salty is really so tasty.

And the great thing is that they are easy to find. Almost every store has them. And you can really savor it whenever you want.

Now that is the best part to me. You never have to worry somebody will complain you are doing something wrong.

That really isn't a problem with nuts. Though you might have a problem of them wanting some.

Yeah, that can be such a pain. A really annoying issue at times. I mean if they are some kind of nut addict you can really have a problem.

So then you end up just being frustrated. And who needs that. So there are times when it is best to just not say anything.

Oh it is hard. I mean you are sitting with some can of nuts and feeling so dang good. Part of you want to share the joy.

But then you know if you do the whole world may come and ask to for a hand out. Before you know it they all want some.

And then they will go out and tell others. Then if you run out you are in big trouble. Because they won't believe you.

Man is that scary. I really dread that kind of risk. And it all started because you just wanted to share the joy.

Plus then you have to worry that you will never get a chance to be able to let a single person know. So you just are better off not saying a word.

Just be content you are not nut poor. And smile if you can do it without anyone smelling you have peanut breath.

So hard on the tongue to say are out of nuts when you smell like them. So you have to be sure you don't eat them anywhere near others.

Funny, but I don't have to do that with jelly beans. I guess some don't think of them the way they do about nuts.

Oh well all the better for me. I can eat the jelly beans with nuts and that really makes it all better.

Well to me at least.