PISSING AND MOANING

Is this really a big problem? I normally don't have a reason to complain about having a chance to go to the bathroom.

But I reckon there just is no pleasing some people. Because I overheard these people complaining about these other people spending all their time pissing and moaning. Which I guess is sort of a personal problem.

I know it can be a real pain using some bathroom where the last dude didn't bother to flush the toilet. Let me tell you that is so disgusting. But I'm not sure that it means you should spend your time moaning over it.

Actually, I'm not very sure what you should do. I reckon there is something you can do to express yourself, just not sure what.

I also know there are some people you can't please no matter what. They will always gripe regardless of the situation.

So I suppose no matter what you did somebody is going to stand there or sit there and do some moaning while taking care of business. I'm just not sure what you would really be complaining about?

Does make me wonder. I reckon you do have to be kind of creative to even find a reason to complain about taking a leak. Not sure I would find the complain all that worth listening to, but I suppose it works for that person.

As for me, well shoot, I think I would be happy to give my kidneys a break. Because from my view there ain't a whole lot good about them being unable.

And if anyone had reason to do any serious pissing and moaning, I'm sure a person's kidneys would be far more happy in their right to complain that the rest of our body. But then I can imagine kidneys aren't really known for doing a whole lot of talking. Shoot I think I would be more than a little stress out if they did.

In the meantime, I do wonder if any of those complaint departments are set up for that kind of complaint? Seems like a fair question.

However, I'm not sure what you would put on a complaint form. Guess you could figure it out someway, but I can't say I would want to be the one who read the darn thing.

Well, for now, I don't think I want to be in the group doing any pissing and moaning. I don't know, but kind of think people who tend to think you are really strange if you were standing there taking a leak and talking to yourself. Who needs those kinds of stares? I think I'll pass, thank you very much.

As for the rest of the human race, if pissing and moaning makes you happy, go for it Just don't ask me to listen.