DONATIONS

How come this is only a good thing in some situations? I mean who makes up the rule regarding what you can and can not get donations for? I ‘d sure like to find out. Because whoever makes up the rules ought to spend a little time being more flexible.

What is all this deal about donations needing to be for a worthy cause? I mean I get to do lots of things that I feel are worthy and I have a cause to do them, but I don’t get to collect donations for them.

Plus they always seem hung up about the donation being for what is called a non-prophet organization. I just don’t get that part. Personally I don’t know any folks who have jobs as prophets. Heck I don’t even know where you get training for that kind of job.
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Maybe you have to go and apply with the folks the write the bibles they publish. They seem to have a lot of knowledge about the propheting thing. I wonder if they have a correspondence course? Oh well, I’ll check that out later I reckon.

I did know a lady who claimed to be a psychic once. She didn’t seem to spend much time though doing my prophet stuff as I recall. Mainly she loved playing cards a lot. I’m not sure what kind of card game that Tarot is, but she sure loved playing a lot.

Anyway, what kind of confuses me on the donations for non-prophet places is why should it make any difference whether they do happen to have a prophet on their payroll? Seems kind of unfair to the prophet guys too.

But then I suppose what with all those prophet times spending so much time hanging around with God and all I bet they would have a hard time working full time too. And then I bet commuting from that place over their in Paletstine, which I reckon makes monsters from pallets instead of franks like Frankenstine would be tough. After all from what I heard this one bunch of people called the twelve tribes spend like forty years wandering a wilderness. Talk about getting lost! Man you would have figured that with twelve of them somebody should have carried a map.

In any case, I suppose somebody has a reason that they feel collecting for places that don’t hire prophets is a good deal. So I don’t imagine I’ll do much complaining about it.

All I want to know is how I get to take up come donations for helping out grimefighters. We don’t have a single prophet in our group that I know of. Oh rat boy, Junior Hemoglobin, probably would claim to be one if it meant he could get some cheese out of the deal.

But out side of him I think we can claim to be a non-prophet organization. So I suppose we are safe to check into getting some donations. I wonder if I can work in collecting a few jelly beans as donations? I suppose I can check that out when I have time to find a prophet to find out where the do all their propheting stuff.