Upgraded Yule

Santa was trying to keep up with the times,

wanted an upgrade for his reindeer names

something artfully modern and a real catchy feast,

new titles that you could sink your teeth into

and make him so proud on Christmas Eve

when he put on his special delivery pants.

 

So he asked his merry elf workers

as they did their whistle while you work carol,

to help make his wish for change to come true,

gave them a think break to create

a super, stupendous stellar selection

of fantabulous, futuristic deer magical moniker.

 

Well they huddle and confabbed

then used a hammer or two on their heads,

before coming up with some new ones,

which they based on computer lingo

figured it was the best way to go.

 

Now Santa can call out those words

after saying, “On.”

Bet the kids will be so impressed

while he shouts the new creations,

“Databaser, Debugacer, Paraller, Vectorixen,

Cachet, Cyberid, Domainer, Backupzen.”

 

At least Microsofttail missed the list.