Home All Blown

This is nuts, I’m going get frostbite

my mom wanting to make me

into a child movie star

dressed me up in this snow suit costume

to attend the casting call

of Tim Burton’s new flick

about some kid left home alone

and gets turned into Frosty

by a deranged wicked thermostat,

yeah is crazy version of Home Alone,

called Home All Blown.

 

Who next this many would show up,

can’t believe she thinks

I’m going to be the n ext Maculay Culkin,

hope my nose does fall of from being frozen

while I wait from my turn

at trying out for the lead.