Brownies

Brownies are the perfect holiday treat

when made with water from gutter sleet,

after stepped in by dog poop stuck to somebody's feet,

how it makes an ideal dessert for your enemies to eat.

 

Add some Exlax to make sure they totally relax

until the runs are draining down their leg’s backs,

then the gas will bring such an array of foul attacks

and you can smile over giving them some deserving snacks.

 

Then follow the secret baker’s special coca flour recipe,

which is always shared on a kneed to know criteria.