Stuffed, Stuffed Pizza

Have we got a super special after holiday deal for you

just perfect for once your Thanksgiving meal is through

happily take that bird carcass and all you leftovers too

make them into something amazing instead of turkey stew!

 

Thanks to the talents of our grand master Chef, Pierre Ptomaine

no longer will you fret days of post gobble fixins with disdain,

why with his prowess you’ll never have to eat anything the same

his special Cordon Bleu, gourmet salmonella has such great fame.

 

So just call us up and we will rush over our remake yuck crew

they’ll fix you’re a masterpiece that will be creative and new,

with a promise for a refund should eating it turn you a shade of blue

and we promise it will be made in a way you can always chew.

 

Now let us have a chance to take any neck, thigh or drumstick

then transform it into a super large pizza so very extra thick,

with the added bonus of free antacid should by chance you get sick,

plus well through in a speed dial cell phone shaped like a bread stick.

 

Come on and give us a call at any time of any given day

we’ll make sure we fix you a stuffed, stuffed pizza right way,

won’t even charge you for upchucking if it comes out gray

because we sometimes mess up and add some old modeling clay.