Today’s Your Lucky Day

Congratulations I am the company’s

new personal manager and morale motivator,

got my degree from Pain U,

have so many surprise to make you happy.

 

Your chairs have been replaced by treadmills,

coffee dispenser exchanged for protein drinks,

get used to sweats inside of suits

each of you will have a personal shower,

plan on needing to use it six times before five. o’clock.

 

So I only smiles since all did ask for raises

and I’ll be increasing your heart rate every hour,

now start running as your type and have a nice day!