I’m So Blessed

That hamster has nothing on me now,

thinks living in that cage

with his fancy wheel

makes him so darn special.

 

Has those kids

who treat him

like he’s so cute and cuddly.

well now let’s see him brag

after I show him

how I have a silver spoon

in my mouth.

 

Oh yeah its rat’s time to shine,

I’ll strut my tail and drag this spoon

right before his beady eyes!

 

Just got to watch out for that cat

and the traps too,

but this time my rodent pride

is going to get a chance to boast!

 

Wow, this thing is heavy,

heard wealth was a burden,

doesn’t taste very good either,

no wonder the rich

always seem so grumpy.