TAKING A CHANCE

Well this is such a rip off to me. I mean that darn arcade machine is just so mean. Really is disgusting.

To me this is just not fair. You got some crummy machine that gives you a chance to win something only you never win a thing.

Now I think they ought to call it a deal like no way you can win machine. So just toss you coin in and forget it.

So this is the deal. See this is one of those machines that you can possibly use some claw to grab a cool prize.

And man I sure have tried. Yeah, I’ve done all I can to make it believe I really wanted some prize.

I tried to be nice to it. Brought it some oil. I know machines like oil. But couldn’t find a spot to give it some.

Thought about the coin slot. Only I knew that wouldn’t work. It would get the coins all messy.

So figured that wasn’t a good choice. Yeah, sure glad on that one. Might have really made things worse.

Sure don’t want to risk the vending machine cops paying me a visit. They do that you know.

Been lucky so far. I just haven’t had them dudes come over to give me any trouble. And that sure is cool.

What bugs me is when you just can do a thing to please that machine. Oh I tried like telling it jokes.

You know to show it how cool I am. Guess it didn’t impress. Anyway thought I would ignore it.

You know like try some other machines. Didn’t work either. Really just ain’t fair. But I ain’t giving up.

Nope, that is not what helps I found out. But am willing to keep trying. Yeah got to want to do that.

Maybe I will even figure it out. Sure hope so. Because I got my eyes on one of its prizes.

Sure will be great if I can get it to work or at least stop pissing me off.