The Future?

With all the problems that happen

between kids and parents

now they came up with an easy solution

the ultimate in shopping

for the moms and dads

looking for perfect offspring.

 

Course there are some complications

since everyone wanted

children who cleaned their rooms

and never complained.

 

Although they do have a rental department

so the parents can lease a behaved child

to take to PTA meetings.

 

Still trying to request

permanent replacement kids

who don’t asked embarrassing questions

about why parents do so many stupid things,

so their specialty is putting all the request

into a giant computer,

not sure how well this new business will do

because so far the thing blew a fuse

from the way the adults filled out the forms,

while owners of the company

are seriously thinking

they need to create a parent exchange version.