Doggie See, Doggie Do!

When Fido learned obedience

he took it so literally,

had to do as his owner

on every occasion.

 

Wasn’t his fault

that the man worked for customs

and was the biggest suck up

they had ever seen.

 

So could you blame

this poor pooch

for doing as he had observed?

Brown nosing with such passion

just as his master had done,

course in the dog’s case

it carried a different kind of reward

because turn out

one of the fellow canines

where he had stuck his snout

happen to be gay

just like his master,

so good old Fido

was rewarded with extra bones

while his owner got some unexpected thrills

from the other dog’s owner

who unfortunately was the head

of the entire department

stretching the definition of kissing a behind

way beyond what Fido’s owner ever expected.