YAH ALL COME

I would invite half the nuts and crazies in my life
to a freeloader bash,
telling them I had just won a big windfall,
then let them stuff their faces
with food that was drugged
before allowing them use a hot tub I rented,
making sure I could adjust the heat
so they were boiled and turned into a stew
after they feel asleep.

Then serve the others that concoction at a different party,
adding seasons to make them insane
before arranging to frame them
for eating the first bunch
and calling the cops so they all went to the loony bin.

Writing a book to get rich
telling all about these maniacs,
having enough money
so I could rent friends
who would all lie
and tell me how great I was.