A TRIBUTE TO VOGON POETRY

Ode To A Broken Zipper Flec Of Wondrous Dull Fartiguity

Oh wretched mucation of trepmasticoid harbingous flimep
how begotulated is your tootrakatrory bulldish zerzlime.
Riverneck doodle flunation torry stupa dor uhanage hom
let the candle musticate its nove wag hemalomp simmer lom.

Copsequious urgen lobos ream
doth though muctiscare a jeam,
beeglesnurt reglatoid flem get pugalist
um toona snort kem sander nuptalist.

Givlick gumswell dedstan boiled puslifier
unto the muscus snot the ham riddle mulsifier.
Dancet monet cometous clarible rediddle snort
the apple is a bug in bigwiggle felm feld cnort.

Gurglapex sturgeon pox in latherme grr nurger
flox in pathoma bean booga uma tune durger.
Zol rapny thou imslaze felbar quatnacky
waffled figgle mug digger in slotnatacky.

Beetlenux with nevermore turdidamost vingle meeze
get thy potnus pine cheese unto the bingle deeze.
Continzim urglex umil brownie cookle yanther
flec is a pondering snort in fartiguity ganther.