DOING IT WITH CLASS

There are times
when you can’t take it any longer,
and that secret craving has to be appeased,
pulling the drapes closed
so neighbors won’t see
our wretched and depraved form
of pure, unbridled insanity.

Removing those hidden pleasures
from the place their kept under a blanket
on the closet shelf.

Then turning on the DVD
inserting the film,
“Attack of The Killer Tomatoes.”

We smirk in our private addiction,
happy the people next door
haven’t found out about our shameful and shocking obsession.

If our minds can handle more without losing control,
after that comes, “Amazon Women In The Avocado Jungle.”

That is all I’ll dare confess in verse,
about my movie dementia that keeps growing worse.