So Good For You

Glassy eyes stare off into space,

slurred words spill from mouth,

feet staggered while lips ramble incoherently.

 

Office in chaos

nobody can stop laughing

over the dumbest things,

customers think the place inside

when they call on phone.

 

Boss going crazy

since is paying attention

to his shouts to calm down.

 

Meanwhile the bookkeeper

sits in his office

giggle to himself,

for he slipped that vodka

into the water cooler.

 

His revenge for being accused

of having no personality

now he’s enjoying

the show inspired

by his alcohol practical joke.