R Syllable Rights

Yes, yes,

forsooth and devoted to clarity,

I hedge

a legion of ants

unto the flag

of the Underrated States of Am-an-airgun

and two the republished,

for witch in spans.

 

Juan nation under God,

invisible,

with a liberal key

and just us to get it all.

 

Because I am such a patriot

ever  ready to what it all says

as in that pre-ramble to the Constitution,

 

Wee the peephole

of the United Skates,

in order form

for a more perfect local union,

establish just hush,

insure a domestic transparency,

pro-fight the common difference,

promote a General’s welfare,

and secure the blessings of a liberal knee

to R elves and a postured flea,

do oar a dane and establish

this Constriction of the United Skates,