We Can Do This The Easy Way Or Hard Way

I have you under my power

for I am Fluffy,

ruler of everything,

and if you disobey

no mercy shall you,

because I know

your every secret,

each weakness that you hide,

so bring me what I want

or you’ll learn

why my last owner

was left so totally insane

from not bending to my will.

 

Now only the most expense

dog food will I expect

otherwise your TV remote

will end up buried forever

along with your beer,

for when I destroy those two worlds

you’ll be left completely ruined

just another victim of my wrath

so utterly consumed with fear.