Are You Sure About This?

Okay I know you quote the bible

and say you are a true believer,

but really is pretending to be Adam and Eve

on our first date

really the way to impress?

 

I mean we met at the over 50’s single’s club

so have to admit I was a tad anxious

to find someone sane

after my husband ran off with his secretary

then joined the cult

who worshipped some bush

named the Great Canard.

 

Doing my best to believe

somewhere in all this

you’ll prove this isn’t nuts,

will give you points for using that special voice

for saying God talked to you

when you explained this to the cop.

 

Hmmm, not sure I like his idea

of forbidden fruit

because he ain’t that kind of bite

with me being his tree!