Love Conquers All If You Have A Spoon

Cute might overpower a heart,

but you can’t eat a smile,

precious may charm and seduce,

yet who can consume on a grin?

 

What the world needs

is to be slapped up side the head

not with some wimpy lip lashing,

instead a good smack with silverware.

 

Because pabulum you give to the ignorant

so they can be distracted

while you steal the pie

since nobody gets feed enough

by eating some crap

no one else really wants.

 

Time to treat this planet

as a soup kitchen

and I’m going to suck it dry

let the goo-goo brain dead types

play their babysitting games.

 

Cuddly might work for handouts

just not for a real appetite,

save the hugs and baby words,

I’m going to devour everything

make it a dessert,

since nothing says loving

like scooping up everyone and everything.