Future Farmers Went Too Far

Okay I could handle

those future farmers at school

once the Principal’s son got involve,

who got together with all the animal lovers

wanted us all to be kind to every creature.

 

Was a bit much when they parked

their cows in the hall

and that pig in the locker room

really was too much.

But now they got us all going crazy

claim

the poor fish are starving

and being abused by fisherman.

 

Thought it would go away

until we stopped by the store

for some groceries.

Saw that sign and nearly died

 

[image Bait]

 

Now instead of using a pole

we have buy them trout

some ice cream sandwiches

or waste peanut butter and jelly,

like we really are buying that one

just to show some bass we care.

What can we do

since he principal’s husband owns the store

and sort of been hinted buy or else risk demerits!

 

At least I’m better off that my one pal

he’s an ice cream sandwich junkie

stands by the lake

just for a chance to dive in a grab

one off the hook when somebody tosses it in the water.