THE IDEAL MARRIAGE?

Melvin longed for the perfect wife,
dating scene sucked,
first marriage went to crapper,
his spouse couldn’t say no to anyone,
so he ordered a bride
from cyber dream match site,
even had special models
so kids came who would behave.

But too late he discovered
only a woman was brilliant enough
to design this computer masterpiece,
which included a voice box he couldn’t shut off,
reminding him of his every shortcoming.

Now he’s trying to figure
some way to disconnect that part,
just too addicted to her as mate
since her model came with extra deluxe
vibrator pleasure options
and nothing was worth
giving up those nights
for the solitude substitute thrills of his right hand.