Fur Leaping Thinking

What am I supposed to do
since Kermit is so very cool,
and my owner things he’s grand
so had to come up with a plan,
to get the same attention for me too
because I’m a kitty and I’m truly due.

Hope this get up really works for me
on my owner who has just turned three,
wonder if I’ll have to love Ms. Piggy as well
guess I can lick his stuff one to try it for a spell.