Advice for those of arid grins

Here's a thought or two
that might flow instead of be a desert
when one seeks to smile
in a way that others don't.

Avoid using a book of anatomy
for a place to tell jokes.
Do not rely upon a mortician
to be your inspiration for humor.
Refrain from treating government regulations
as a form of satire.

Most of all, never see contradictions
in a way that others do find a reason to smile,
because oxymorons you're brain's brilliant dry wit perceives
in subtle, yet ironic jibes
will never water less empowered cerebral cells!