You’re Worries Are Over

No longer fear
the dreaded dry monster
who eats your socks
or never gives them back
because I have for you
a sock guard cat
that will make sure
to watch that machine
both day and night.

He’s house broken
and only eats lint
doesn’t even need
a litter box,
will leave little
balls of fluff
around the floor,
but no longer
shall your have to worry
about those socks vanishing.

Just relax and pet him nicely
for if you don’t he might
shove some sock up your nose
while you sleep,
because kitty is a great watcher,
only he’s so spoiled too.