Taffercise Those Pounds Away

Now you can pull away those excess pounds
with the Acme Taffercise System,
plus it is not only great exercise,
but when you are done
you get the added benefit
of some great tasty taffy
that is sugar free.

Made of a special edible silly putty,
this taffy comes in several great flavors,
there is eggplant, liverwurst, headcheese,
sauerkraut, cod liver oil and fiery Tabasco pork rinds.

No more trips to gyms
or those darn diets to mess with,
just a few hours of stretching our taffy
then feasting on that great snack
will make those pounds melt away.

So don’t wait to send away
for the patented Taffercise System
with our unique sweat-o-matic device,
which will help you make this fitness option
one you truly enjoy.

It’s unique, its different
and most of all very affordable,
thanks to our payment plan program
one phone call and your purchase
can be shipped the same day
at a very reasonable cost
of 75 per cent interest
compounded by the hour.