Let’s See What Develops

It was the turn of the century at 1900 in England
the population had declined and the government was concerned
so they issued a decree that any couple who didn’t conceive
after a year of marriage would have a male substitute sent
that was considered to be sure the wife got pregnant.

On this given morning a husband left for work
aware that the government stud representative was due that morning,
only in this case a baby photographer happen to show up
who was out soliciting to take pictures.

Well the woman let him into the house
where he told her his specialty was twins,
her eyes widen in curiosity
then he whipped out an album
to show off examples of his work.

Then he went on to talk about some of his “jobs”
like the one on the back of a pony,
which he said took all day.

By now the woman was shocked
saying she had never tried such a thing.
Was then the photographer mentioned
how the really hard part was using a tripod,
she looked confused and asked why a tripod?

He replied that because his “equipment” was so big
it was the only way he could use it,
immediately the woman fainted.