It’s A Jungle Out There

There’s just too many risks for the paparazzi these days,
all those angry celebrities causing them possible harm,
so the anxious rag magazines deciding they needed
a new way to catch those famous people.

Now’s it’s up to Rag Rocking Rocky,
who they trained to spy out
all those juicy bits of gossip
for his nose can sniff up places others can’t,
plus he works for nuts and string
it’s a bargain for them all.

Oh he loves bushes and trees
as places to hide for that candid shot,
and they used a trainer named M A Sleaze
so he’s sure to find the best candid shots,
every exposed evidence of secrets,
wherever the stars try to hide.

Now beware because he’s out there
ready to snap that photo,
only if you don’t pose right
he’s even been trained in trick photography!

Yeah, there’s no fear on his part,
no place he won’t go,
as long as the nuts are there,
which includes the crazy people,
then its click and flash
before it shows up on the next cover page.