Neat Is Neat

“Order is divine,”
Zellug would chant,
then wail over
mixes in paper clips sizes
and toilet paper put on the role
to pull underneath instead of front!

A missed period
was cause for a funeral,
one spelling error
deserved the death penalty.

His wife went insane
after he used a label maker
on bread.

He didn’t mind
since the mental ward’s forms
were so very detailed.
Which he added his own revision
just to make them perfect.
About how his spouse
surely was loony
because she squeezed
the toothpaste in the middle!