Them Darn Discounts!

Well the economy genius always look for a new turn
for some creative way to inspire new retail sales,
so what they heck, now a new offer comes to customers.

It’s an all discount, wage sales cost invention,
over the price of a purchase
based on what you think the help did to serve,
then let them show you with their behavior
how they earn that hourly rate.

It’s plead for prices at its best,
humiliation a plus if you want a bonus,
now that we live in sales slump valleys
why any trick will do.

Can’t wait till the put price labels on help,
now that will really be a beautiful option.

At least it will bring a few smiles
maybe even some bonus fun,
that way the poor pay
will hopefully find some reasons to laugh
instead of just needing a reason to cry!