Rolling On

We’re ready to rock and roll
and take over roller derby!
Going call our team
the Pooper Pack
just know we can whip
all those adults
when we leave
a dirty diaper on the track.

Oh yeah, we’re spoil and proud of it,
but we plan on proofing
when it comes to skating
us bad boys don’t take crap
off of anyone!

Sure will do our best
to pass it on to others
by spreading our poopy pants
every where we can
so none of those other teams
can every be able to stand
then it’s the championship for us
because we are winners
so anxious to be the champs!