Happy New Year!

We going to have a big bash for 2013,
since the year before things are sort of strange,
whole cities sinking into holes,
oh those Mayans sure were so smart.
Their calendar is freaking us all out,
at least those who survive
on those government arks.
And don’t the Himalayas really look so grand
in December of 2012.

But cheer up world,
some will survive,
some will dance and sing.
Though most will be buried
under tons of earth
still the survivors will deserve a party.

Darn nasty neutrinos from that solar flare
is going to give all us fits.
It's okay since John Cusack wrote about it
while driving his limousine
for some big shot billionaire
with a ticket in the life saving,
super rich ark lottery!

Don’t blink or you might miss it all,
might end up wiped out forever.
Yet it is all good,
perfectly fine,
this is only a movie,
well in 2011 it is cool.

Don’t make any plans
that will take more than two years
because we got hope for a sequel
in order make us freak out less.
There’s just no fun in Hollywood
planning the end of the world
unless you got box off options
from a second flick!