Wanted

Looking for a few talented individuals with positive attitude
for an exciting career opportunity in the field of metaphysical entrepreneurships.

Person seeking to join us should be open minded, friendly, not afraid of change
and free thinking on such things as use of hallucinating mind enhancers.

Those hired will gain enlightenment through our disciple's orgy banquets,
plus those times they can raise funds by counseling non members in motels.

Promotions available to person demonstrating initiative in loyalty
when exhibiting total cooperation in ways deemed necessary by our CEO guru.

Special employee benefit package provided to assist with relocation to eternity
for those chosen for our rapid advancement program on our altar of sacrifice.