ISLAND, SMILING AND SIGHING

From a Gourmet who knows yuck from yum
with the stomach pumped bills to prove it!

If I were to have my favorite isle of food to wish
I want Convenience Store's sandwiches that are so delish,
ah the variety, ah the suspense that you just can't beat
from discovering if that gray stuff inside was really lunch meat!

Then surround me with a root beer sea
that is so frothy, foaming and tasty
granting me a chance to always say
some perfect burp, come what may.

It all would be the most glorious island heaven
where I could live by weeks with days of seven
snacking and guzzling to my heart's content
without having to spend a single cent.