Just Another Saturday Day

It started out another weekend at home,
our adobe pre-fab helium inflated house
we got from this Indian construction man
who also sells Amway in urns
for those that need it to help their dead relatives.

Well he stopped by to give us some free tickets
on this new, super secret solar powered nuclear train
that he helped build as part of this government project,
which nobody is suppose to know about.

So we road in our car the fifty miles to get to the station
truly amazed that water in gas tank
actually turned to as after we added some golf balls
like we read in that magazine.

Then took the elevator up to the third floor
totally amazed how it was made of chocolate,
but was very thrilled to board that super train.

Rode it at the speed of light to the pyramids
where we had luck from a cater truck
made to look like a camel,
and had a terrific conversation with a giant
that invented turkeys when he worked at the White House.

Afterwards we took the journey home
with three aliens as companions
they lived in France and delivered roses
to some spies that hide under the Eiffel tower
they came back to our house
where we spent the night watching
old movies on DVD and eating blue caramel popcorn.