Turn And Get It Over With

There nothing that drives me nuts more
than being behind someone on the freeway
who has their turn signal on,
but never turns.

A thousand questions bug you,
like did they miss their off ramp?
Still the mind tries to believe
nobody could possibly not notice
he has a blinker flashing,
especially at night.


What adds to my urge to scream
is when they finally turn
it I is to go right
with the left flasher flasher.

Now those are the ones
you truly wonder how he got
his driver’s license?
Which apparently is not a problem
on driver’s tests
since he does have a license
or at least you assume he does.

Either way
all I wish
is somehow he could be taught
the difference between right and left,
though with a few
I doubt it would help anyway.