Definitely

Acid letters carved
in viperous fixation,
microscope with miniscule
myopic minutiae meanderings.

Stabbing another's quill
with condescending pedantic phlegm
coagulating in anal retentive
arrogance
using a dictionary
to rip open your heart.

Spelling tyrants,
so inventive in their unparalleled genius
rewriting Websters
so "allowed"
is "aloud"
and definitely
becomes
"definately."